School of Sex and Zumba! Let’s learn, connect and sweat! Week 5 of 5

Rosemount Orange Hall 41 Rosemount Ave (between Gladstone and Wellington, Ottawa

It's a drop in School of Sex class followed by the sexiest Zumba exercise class ever! We are trying something different with our sex skills school. We know there is a need for continuous information. We want to do weekly 45 minute classes rather than a two hour presentation. First week is the art of the erotic touch and massage. We have booked the hall for five weeks Sept 15, Sept 22, Sept 29, Oct

$20

Naughty Xmas Market! It’s on again! Get your sassy Xmas gifts!

Rosemount Orange Hall 41 Rosemount Ave (between Gladstone and Wellington, Ottawa

We need to have a grown up Christmas shopping opportunity. The afternoon includes a lingerie fashion show, wine, inappropriate chocolates, an opportunity to sit on Santa's lap and get a picture you won't show to your Mother and some great shopping booths of new sex toys and erotic art. Our favorite wine makers will be in the house, along with the best erotic artists from last year's art show. This is the place where you

$10

Boudoir/ Dude-oir and couples erotic shots happening July 12th, 2020!

***** Sorry! This event (like all boudoir's) has sold out! Make sure you sign up early next time.***** It gives you time to get the covid hair fixed. You look amazing! Come join us for an amazing afternoon of safe and sexy photos with two first rate photographers! Boudoir for women, men and couples! It's Sunday, July 12 from 11 to 6 pm. We will book by appointment and work to keep everything clean and

$150

Pirate ship cruise, scavenger hunt, and beach frolic near Mooney’s Bay! Arr!

Hog's Back 588 Hogs Back Road, Ottawa

Arrr! Let's get our pirate on! We are having a pirate party!!! We have rented the pirate boat!! We will sail Mooney’s Bay and take no prisoners. Address is 588 Hogs Back Road. Arrive at 6:45 for the first 20 people sailing in keeping with Covid rules. We will be having a scavenger hunt and activities between sailings. Dig up your saucy outfits, fake tattoos, and naughty pirate wench outfits! It's outside, limited numbers, pirate

$25

Meet, greet, mingle, laugh & splash in the pool on a Thursday night in a backyard in old Ottawa south

Private backyard in old Ottawa South will be texted to members. Get on the list 613-355-1786, Ottawa

We need a meet and greet but our usual inside venues have very strict rules about mingling inside. So those are out. We need to gather and have fun and laugh. And if there is a pool so much the better. Instead we are taking the comedy and gathering outside by the pool in old Ottawa South. It's a beautiful backyard with a pool loads of space, comfy patio set and place to talk while

$20

Morning cheese and wine pairing breakfast @ Smokie Ridge Vineyards! Cream pie eating contest!

Smokie Ridge Winery 10090 Cameron Rd · Mountain, ON, Mountain

This event is open to EVERYONE. Invite your friend. It will be as COVID safe as possible. Outside and with a HUGE football field size space. This is an outside wine tasting at an amazing local winery south of Kemptville. This event includes brunch at a HUGE property, cheese and wine breakfast pairing with Julie the sommelier. It's a 3 Duck event. Everyone needs wine and cheese for breakfast. It's all about the cheese. Feel

$30

Erotic bedtime stories read by Ducks in various states of (un)dress. 3 readers!

We need to read sexy bedtime stories!!! Oh it's going to be sexy. We have a few readers set up and some smoking hot erotica ready to go. Everytime we plan events this fall the Premier tightens things up even more. Sigh. Covid has put a damper on our fun gatherings. As such (desire some grumbling) I am embracing the virtual events. One of the ideas that has come up is erotic bedtime stories. With

$10

Boudoir shoot! Couples, Men (dude-oir) & women. With makeup, wine, and food.

Boudoir for women, men and couples! It's Sunday, Nov 1st 11 to 6 pm. We will book by appointment and work to keep everything clean and safe! Food, wine, professional makeup (for those without testicles) , amazing photographs, lingerie, and a chance to find your sexy selves! It's part of the body image series. Space is obviously limited and you will need to head out after your pictures are taken. We need to comply with

$160

Erotic bedtime stories read by Ducks in various states of (un)dress. 5 Readers!

This will be our third erotic bedtime events. They are becoming a thing. We had over 45 people last time. We have 5 or 6 readers including a number who have written their own erotica. Anyone up to read a story? I will be sending epub books to anyone who wants to read. We are trying for diversity and looking for interesting accents and lots of sassy content. Last time's was super steamy. Join us

FREE

Nude Life Drawing with a “girl Bob Ross” who will teach us how to draw naked bodies

Let's learn how to draw naked people! We have a great art teacher who is going to show you how to draw naked people. Along with a bunch of nude Duck volunteers. All done by Zoom. All you need is some paper and pencil (or charcoal) & M will be teaching you how to draw the naked form. We will have at least four different bodies posing for us. It should be a blast! Zoom

Christmas Erotic bedtime stories read by Ducks. 5 hot & enticing Readers!

This will be our fourth erotic bedtime events. They are becoming a thing. We had over 45 people last time. We have 5 or 6 readers including a number who have written their own erotica. Anyone up to read a story? I will be sending epub books to anyone who wants to read. We are trying for diversity and looking for interesting accents and lots of sassy content. Last time's was super steamy. Join us

5th annual Le NUDE-ik massage and touch event at a chalet in Montebello!

text me for the location 613-355-1786, Ottawa

We love going to the spa. We love the charcuterie boards of cheeses, honeycomb, nuts, dried fruit, smoked salmon and the sampling of wines they serve in the spa. Whether it is the infra red sauna, the refreshing salt scrubs they rub you down with or the relaxation massages that make you purr, a trip to the spa is a treat for the senses. Especially in January where our skin is dry and chapped, and

$3 – $40